“I read that newspapers are dying. And you wanna know where I read that? In a newspaper. Why don’t you guys print happy news about yoursel(ves), and then people will have faith in you again? It’s like walking into a bar and saying ‘Who wants to buy me a drink? I have herpes!’”
Stephen Colbert, to Hearst editor-at-large Phil Bronstein, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
